HERE ENDETH THE LESSON

I've decided blogging is not for me so I am returning to the world of on-line Fantasy Football for the new UK premier League season so adios, cheerio, ciao, dosvidania etc.

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

People buy cars fo many reasons such as design & style, specification, price, "box on 4 wheels which works" etc. For those who want a cheap SUV, the latter reason applies to the new horrendously ugly DACIA DUSTER which has got to go into room101.

I'VE JUST DOZED OFF!

The end of the show is nigh, the results are imminent, the X-Factor, Pop Idol, Strictley Come Dancing contestants are stood nervously in front of the audience, the announcer says  "AND THE WINNER IS.......................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................"  Into Room101 they all go.

HOT HEADED HOODIES

It's amazing, even in very hot weather, that groups of youths, covered from head to toe, stand on street corners or circle around on their mountain bike. Their intimidating appearance justifies HOODIES being thrown into Room101.

ON A SOUR NOTE

Many moons ago as a 14 year old child, I went to Holland to stay with a Dutch family for 2 weeks holiday. On the first morning I went down to breakfast and was presented with a bowl of white liquid.  I took a mouthful and shock, horror, spit it out, as it was disgusting sour!.......my introduction to NATURAL YOGHURT.   To this day 50 ish years later, the very  thought of yoghurt, fruity or sour, makes me heave.  The shock of the horrible taste will be inprinted on  my brain forever so into Room101 it goes.

INTO THE DUNGEON - No 1

Well it's that time to see who's going to be first to be relegated to the DUNGEON below ROOM101. Based on page-view traffic stats it's..........METAL THIEVES.  Well deserved. They have desecrated memorials, flood buildings, cut of power, telephone,TV and internet services delayed  the railways and caused untold amounts of disruption, even cause death and suffering. 5 years in jail should be absolute minimum sentance for all offenders.

Look out for the next nominations every Monday from now.

FLY TIPPING HORROR

Having recently watched the BBC's Panorama regarding fly-tipping, vehicle tyres, specifically, I was gobsmacked at the scale of the problem.  All fly-tipping is disgustingly anti-social so anyone caught should go to jail or be bannished to the  FLY-TIPPERS  zone of Room101

2-WHEELS MENACE

Have you ever stepped out of a shop to be nearly mown down by a cyclist on the footpath?.  Have cyclists run into the back of you as you change direction when walking through a busy shopping area?...then, if you remonstrate, the cyclist swears and curses at you, the innocent party!.  It may be reasonable to cycle on the footpaths of quiet country locations but not in busy shopping areas.... so into Room101 go CYCLISTS ON BUSY FOOTPATHS.

PIGEON PIE

Pigeons or "flying rats" as I would like to call them are a national nuisance and health risk. These pests roost in ever increasing numbers and the mess they leave is a significant hazard to the general public. Culling them upsets some bird lovers so a  a town council in Hertfordshire, UK has suggested that the pigeons be caught and made into pigeon pie.  Brilliant idea!.  Lets catch and put  PIGEONS into Room101 where they can dump their droppings all over those Bankers, Metal Thieves and other soon-to-enter Room101 scumbags, before being made into pigeon pie.

BANKS & CORRUPTION

Yet more banking scandals emerge from the woodwork!. PPI, Money laundering, LIBOR-RATE fixing, Interest-Rate Swaps, toxic loans, unjustified bonuses, the list goes on. So into ROOM101 today goes  BANK BOSSES AND THEIR BONUSES.

EPITOME OF EXCESS?

Am I jealouse or what?. The epitome of excess drove down our street yesterday... a gas guzzling, oversized wretched American tank of a vehicle. What was it? ............a HUMMER SALOON.   Into ROOM101 it goes.

TODAY'S OFFERING: G4S

So much going on in the past 24 hours...it's got to be G4S for the Olympic Games security shambles.

WELCOME TO MY NEW BLOG

Welcome to my new blog where anyone and anything can be relegated to the depths of the earth in ROOM 101 or even worse, into the DUNGEON below ROOM 101. Some of my  nominations will be very bad, some just annoying and others, tongue-in-cheek!. To get thrown into the DUNGEON will depend upon YOUR feedback and postings so let's have your comments please.

Hopefully, I will nominate a pet hate on a daily basis and then once a week, someone or something will be relegated into the DUNGEON for eternity.

Today's horribilis is.... METAL THIEVES. 

What do you think?.